Friday, June 25, 2010

Nuthin Good

I bought a new toy the other day*, a Squeezebox Duet player to patch my mp3s into my stereo. So I got it all set up last night, and was happy as a pig in a poke a clam at high tide, being able to play my 55,000+ song list at the touch of a button.

Then the girls came in, and the following conversation ensued:

Abra (coming in): What's that?
Me: My new music player.
Abra: Can it play Justin Bieber?
Me: No.
Abra: Can it play the Jonas Brothers?
Me: No.
Abra: Can it play the Cheetah Girls?
Me: No.
Thalia (coming in): What's that?
Abra: Dad's new music player. But it can't play anything good.


sigh.


* Even as cheap as I am, I do buy toys once in a while. Although the last one was the HDTV in 2005.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Time for a change

OK, I figured a layout change would shake things up around here. This color/layout scheme looks reasonably easy on the eyes, which is my major motivator right now.

Also, my usual intro to the blog -- that it's about adjustment to family life -- seems to be old news. It's been 3+ years now since the women moved in, so the adjustment is over, whether or not I'm ready. Now I'm just plain old #9 on the pecking order, so that seemed as good a description as any to intro the new layout.

And if you're wondering, the pecking order is: Abra, Thalia, Brenna, Tango, Pearl, Healy, Nelson, Wacko, Me. If there is any disagreement about my #9 ranking, I will just point out that I'm the one who scoops up the poop of #4-8, so there's no way I will move ahead of any of them....

Thaliaigo Montoya

This past week the girls went to "Camp Invention", a week-long day camp where kids learn how things work. Among other things, we sacrificed an old phone and a toaster, which the girls took to camp and took apart to see what was inside.

But all the kids had to fashion their own name tags for camp, along the lines of "Hello, my name is...". This is what Thalia wrote for her name tag:



Heh. That's our girl!

(Before some of you worry too much that we are raising a sociopath, this refers to the classic line from the movie The Princess Bride, which the girls love....)

Monday, May 31, 2010

Threatening the neighbors....

So I'm a bit worried about what the neighbors think of us these days.

Driving home from a dinner at Stacy and Anne's the other evening, I had to slow the car as I neared our house because there was a cat lying (quite happily) in the middle of the road. The ensuing conversation in our car went something like this:


Me: What are you doing in the road, cat?
Abra: What cat?
Me: That cat.
Abra: Is that Mary's cat? It is -- that's Tiger!
Me: Well, Tiger better move.
Abra: He's going to get hit if he stays there.
Me: He'll move.
Tiger: (lazily gets up and saunters out of the road)

We pass.

Abra: We better tell Mary!
Me: I'm sure Mary knows.
Abra (getting more worried): But he might get hit! We have to tell Mary!
Me: Mary knows.
Abra (as we near Mary's house) Dad, stop the car, we have to tell Mary!!
Me: (keeps driving)
Abra (as we pass Mary's house, yelling out the window): MARY, YOUR CAT'S GONNA DIE!!!!


Which is all well and good, and I appreciate Abra's concern for the cat, but from Mary's perspective (if in fact she was on her porch, which I'm not sure she was....) the exchange was much briefer and went something like this:


Car drives by with small child yelling out the window "MARY, YOUR CAT'S GONNA DIE!!!!!"


Now, we get along well with Mary, so I think all is good, but I do wonder if she heard it, and if she wonders why we have a vendetta against her cats. Honest, we like her cats!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sheep Farming

Thalia brought home some of her worksheets that she does in school. One was evidently about people and their pets that she had read about in a story. There was an additional question on the worksheet that, well, I'll let her work speak for itself:



A sheep? Why a sheep?

There you go.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Harry Potter meets Cheapskate Dad

So the girls are way into the Harry Potter series these days -- thanks to Gramma, who got them the books. They are both reading the series avidly, watching the movies, playing Harry Potter games, etc.

Of course, Dad gets to mess with the story a bit.

For example:

Abra: I'm wearing the sorting hat! I'm in Gryffindor!
Thalia: I'm wearing the sorting hat! It put me in Huffenpuff!
Me: No, I'm wearing the sorting hat: I'm in Cheapenskate!
Abra and Thalia: DAAAADDDDD!!!!

or:

Abra: I'm reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
Thalia: I'm reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!
Me: I'm reading Harry Potter and the Wallet of Closure!
Abra and Thalia: DAAAAADDDDD!!!!

This is kind of fun....

Sunday, May 02, 2010

So Tired....

Thalia had a busy day. Last night she had a sleepover at her friend Lily's house, then went down to Inn on Coventry for breakfast. She came home, watched a Harry Potter movie, then had lunch and went to the park to play with her sister and her friend Nat. When she finally came home from all that activity, she curled up with one of her sister's Harry Potter books, and promptly fell asleep in midread:

I'm yawning just looking at this picture....

Friday, April 30, 2010

Lawyer-in-Training

Dinner conversation at my house:

Brenna (to me): ...so my client got busted because they found residue on a razor blade...
Abra: What's "residue"?
Me: Residue is the stuff that gets behind when they've used drugs on something.
Abra: So they didn't find any drugs?
Brenna: No.
Abra: Then they have NO PROOF!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Postal Survey

(ok I do things like this because I am a numbers geek....)

There has been talk lately about cutting back the US Postal Service's mail delivery to weekdays only, or even to only 3-4 days a week. That made me wonder how much of my mail do I actually read -- I figured it was a small fraction. So I decided to track my home snail mail for a month and see how what it looked like.

Here are the results for the 161 pieces of mail we got (percentages are rounded, more or less):

Mail content
  • Personal mail (cards, packages from family and friends): 3.5%
  • Magazines: 5%
  • Business mail (from companies we have a relationship with, i.e., credit card bills, insurance documents, etc): 11%
  • Unsolicited advertising: 72%
  • Other: 4% (mostly census notifications!)
  • Non-resident: 4%
Mail processing
  • Mail read: 20%
  • Mail skimmed and tossed: 6%
  • Mail thrown away unopened: 73%
So there you go. Nearly 3 in 4 pieces of mail are thrown away without ever being opened. In all honesty, I was surprised that rate wasn't higher.

But anyway, yeah, I think we can cut back the delivery service a few days a week.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

I miss... (Sporting Edition)

Things I miss in the modern sports world:

1. The old NHL division alignment and playoff system. I loved the days of divisional playoffs, and having the Caps play in the Patrick Division. The divisional playoff format elevated divisional hatred to stratospheric levels -- winning the Patrick in 1990 was one of the greatest Capitals moments, and it barely registered with me that they were swept out of the playoffs in the next round.

2. College football culminating on January 1st. New Year's Day should be the pinnacle of the college football season, and it should have all the major bowls. I hate that it's so watered down now. There were actually significant portions of the last NYD where I wasn't watching football, and that's just wrong.

3. The Washington Bullets. Change the name back. Please.

4. Magic vs Bird. Lakers vs Celtics. What a great rivalry that was in the mid 80s. It's like the Rolling Stones vs the Beatles -- a contrast in every way imaginable. Magic's baby hook to win the 1986/7 championship still goes down as one of my greatest NBA memories....

5. The NFL draft being held on a weekday morning. It used to be held on a Thursday morning starting at 8am Eastern time. Living on the west coast at the time, I would set my alarm for 4:45, make coffee, and watch. That was fun.

6. RFK stadium. So many memories there, both for the Redskins and for me.

7. Stadiums/arenas with real names, not corporate ads. Candlestick Park, Mile High Stadium, heck even Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium is better than a lot of what we have now. Invesco Field? PNC Park? Quicken Loans Arena? blegh.

8. The 2-2-1-1-1 format in the NBA finals. The modern 2-3-2 format sucks. It just does.

9. The Cotton Bowl. Remember the Cotton Bowl? I do.

10. The Baltimore Colts, St Louis Cardinals, and LA Rams. I am still angry about Mel Gray, by the way.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Second Grade Math?

Abra brought this assigment home from school today. While she's good at math, I'm pretty sure some of these problems can't be done without the help of trigonometry. And in second grade, she hasn't had that yet.



(For example, the answer to #5 is 33.8167...)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Glaciers Retreat

Every March it happens. After being under snow cover for many weeks, even months, northeast Ohio finally warms up enough so that the snow goes away. And it really does feel like a glacier retreat -- what gets left behind is not all that pretty. The grass, being dormant and untouched by the sun for so long, is yellowish brown. Much of the yard is covered in mud and sticks and decaying leaves. Old bottles and cans are scattered on the tree lawn -- things that fell out of the garbage cans on a snowy morning and were immediately covered over, not to be seen again until.... now. The gardens look like they could never, ever be rehabilitated.

And then, you see this:


The daffodils and crocuses are coming up. The ability for nature to come back after a long winter always amazes me. I love the changing of the seasons.

My friends in the south scoff at the northern climate. They send me stories of short sleeves in January, of baseball in February, and they laugh at the concept of snowblowers, ice dams, and road salt. And yes, sometimes snow can be a hassle. But I wouldn't trade the changing seasons for an unending summer.

Cleveland summers are warm but not hot, sunny but not scorching. It's not the humid swamp of the southeast, or the dry baking heat of the southwest. We have thunderstorms which are dramatic but not dangerous. The windows are open, the breezes fresh, and the grass green (mostly...).

Come fall, the trees explode in color, the weather turns crisp, and the leaves crunch underfoot (and of course, football starts!).

And then the snow starts. I like the snow -- it's still magic as far as I'm concerned. Sitting inside by the fire watching snowflakes fall, and then waking up in the morning to a quiet, muffled world suddenly covered in white... It's a wonderful thing.

Finally spring comes and color returns. The sun comes out, flowers bloom, trees bud and grow leaves, and friends and neighbors step out of their houses.

Sure, each season also has its pains. Clearing snow, raking leaves, cleaning gutters -- all of that takes time. But it's a fair trade in my mind. And the great thing about the seasons is that when you are finally tired of one, it's time to change to the next.

Now, we're not really done with the snow, I understand that. Old Man Winter always has a few tricks up his sleeve, and I'm sure we're in for at least one more blast before spring rolls in for good. But spring is coming, and it's a beautiful sight to see.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Abra Plays Fur Elise

This is a bit late coming, but Abra played Fur Elise at the Fairfax Cabaret in January. Here she is, enjoy:

Saturday, March 06, 2010

1980 Redskins Photos

When I was 15, I spent a lot of time on photography. We also had pretty regular tickets to Redskins games. So here is the convergence of those two activities: a set of shots I took of various Redskins games in the 1980 season (a rather awful 6-10 season that got Jack Pardee fired and ushered in the era of Joe Gibbs.) They are rather pedestrian shots, and clearly I didn't leave them in the fixer long enough when printing them, since they have gone unintentionally sepia in places. I think most of the soft focus is due to how much I had to enlarge the images when printing....

Anyway, here are a few from the Nov 16th game against Eagles, which the Redskins lost 24-0. First, Coy Bacon (79) attempting to chase down Ron Jaworski:

While Jaworski was no spring chicken by this time, neither was Coy Bacon, so I'm guessing this resulted in something like a 5 yard gain.

And then one of Carl Hairston leading the Eagle in a massive gang tackle of the ever-forgettable Wilbur Jackson (40):

Jackson led the Redskins with only 57 yards rushing that day, and I think you can see why. Jeff Williams (73) looks on, probably pondering the block that he missed. I can't quite tell who that Eagle is that is airborne-- maybe it was Herm Edwards...

And finally, a shot of Mike Connell punting against the St. Louis Cardinals in the Oct 19th game, won by the Redskins 23-0 (the Cardinals obviously stunk worse than the Redskins):



I like that last one, I've caught Connell at maximum extension, with the ball caught in midair, having just come off his foot and about to cross the scoreboard clock. That's Clarence Harmon (38) back blocking for Connell, and Ken Stone (23) trying to block the punt.

Thanks, of course, go to Dear Old Dad, for taking me to the games and supporting my photography habit with cameras, lenses, and a darkroom...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Author autographs

So my buddy Bill posted a really neat autograph from Robert Frost that he found in one of his mother's books. A great story, can be found here.

So I thought I'd share my famous author autograph, courtesy of Neil Gaiman. It has, uh, a slightly different tone from Robert Frost...



Thanks, of course, go to my sister Cat for getting this for me.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Officially Worried

The remaining male members of the household are somewhat concerned with recent actions by the ruling female party.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

No Work Today

Well, so much for getting any work done today. Evidently my work bag has been co-opted for a cat bed.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Anansi Girls

So a couple of years ago, in kindergarten, Abra read a story about Anansi the spider. If you don't know Anansi, he is a spider god from West African folklore, well known for being a trickster. As part of that kindergarten reading she made a construction paper Anansi which she brought home and we hung on the floor lamp by the front door. It was very cute, and we left it up for a long time.

But finally, as with any child's art project, the time comes to take it down. So last week, Anansi was removed from the lamp and tucked away.

I came home a few days later and, much to my amazement, Anansi was back, hanging from usual spot on the lamp. A trickster, indeed.


I scratched my head for a while, and finally figured it out: Thalia must have just done the Anansi reading in her kindergarten, and brought her own Anansi home.

But, rational explanation or not, clearly Anansi wasn't ready to leave, and I have learned my lesson. Anansi stays.

A Srong Thing

Here is Thalia's Valentine message. As she says, "Love is a Srong Thing" indeed.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Abra at 8

Abra had her 8th birthday yesterday. Actually it seemed like her doll Nataly did. Abra/Nataly got a new doll bed (thanks Yiayia and Papou!) and Gramma made about 800 new outfits for Nataly. Here is Abra with Nataly sleeping in her new bed:

And for breakfast Mom made piggy pancakes (with a tip of the hat to my high school friend Cat who gave us the idea) for both Abra and her sister:


And when Abra went to school today, her whole class made her a birthday book. Here's the cover:

And all of the children colored a cupcake drawing and added a nice note. Here's Lily's:


And a very nice note from Kaitlyn:


And then there's that nice boy Ricardo:


Uh, wait. What? Ricardo, you dog!