How I Spend My Time

So my primary jobs at home these days seem to be:

a) flushing unflushed toilets, and
b) turning off unused lights

Maybe I'll add that line to the annual report I submit each year to the Dean:

"While I only published two papers this year, I also was very successful flushing 2,351 unflushed toilets and turning off 7,437 unneeded lights."

"Whose" doing the writing at Yahoo?

Yes, OK, I'm kind of anal-retentive about writing, but things like this drive me up the wall. Is Yahoo hiring fifth graders to write their web content these days?