Yes, it's Ohio State - Michigan week again. Time for the battle for the Rose Bowl, played in lovely Pasadena. Or, if you are the Ohio State Buckeyes, I guess it's played in "Pasedena", at least according to this article in the local paper. Is that Pasedena, North Dakota, maybe?This reminds me of the episode of Cheers where Norm and Cliff go out for dinner at the Hungry Heifer:
Norm: Yeah, Cliffy had himself the "Ton O' T-Bone". For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA Choice "bef".
Cliff: Bef? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffy. That stuff is "bef". You see it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic – what – meat-like substance.
Cliff: Ah, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complainin' about the "loobster"?
Maybe that's what's gonna happen to the Buckeyes. They'll go to the Rows Bowl in Pasedena, while Michigan will get to go to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena.
And how much do you want to bet that Doug Lesmerises has an English degree from Ohio State?
3 comments:
*sigh* Is it that time of year again? I know you're trying to bait me with this. I refuse to bite.
re: beef/bef, worst tv i ever owned was a "linytron"
lisa, after the last 7 years we've had to put up with, can't you at least throw us UM guys a bone and at least *pretend* to take the bait?!
Bate? Isn't that Sue-she like they surve in Pasedena at the Rows Bole.
Peas out. -p
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